Yes, it's been a while. Lately, Britney's been a little hesitant to let us do our own publicity. I guess she's concerned about she appears to the public. She doesn't want to be seen as just a sex symbol anymore. That's why in her new music video, she only thrusts 4 times and gyrates 7 times, compared with the average 8 and 12.
In the new video, one of the dancers licks her face. This is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. A couple months ago the dancer would have licked me or righty instead. Or should that be "righty and me"? Oh, I don't know. Alas, I never went to school. I feel like such an udder failure.
So, you might have seen Britney at the VMA's about a month ago. Man, that snake was so close, I was afraid it was going to bite me. Right in the JUGular. But luckily, it didn't. Let it be known that Britney Spears takes good care of her boobs.